Ever wondered who'd actually know the answer to that? Fu*k knows, so we built it. Now faknows who's at fault.
Stop arguing about it. Upload the chat and it hands you a free, brutal, quote-backed verdict card in under a minute.
A real report on a fictional chat, in the exact format yours ships in. Screenshot any card and send it back to the chat it came from.
Real reactions go here once early testers start sharing. This slot is styled and ready, no rework needed to drop them in.
No account. No chat left behind.
Export your WhatsApp or iMessage thread, a .txt or the .zip straight off your phone, and drop it in. That's the entire input.
Every line, in order. Who initiated, who carried it, who apologized, who ghosted. Processed in memory, never written to disk.
A balance score, patterns backed by your own quotes, and a verdict that picks a side. Free, built to send straight back to the chat.
Uploaded chats are some of the most sensitive data there is: breakups, fights, the private words of people who never signed up for this. So the whole thing is built around one rule. Nothing survives the report.
Your export is held in memory only for the analysis, never written to a database, never persisted to disk.
Once your card is generated the source chat is discarded. Nothing left to leak, breach, or subpoena.
Your messages never train or fine-tune any model. Used once, for you, then gone.
Every verdict is entertainment. faknows isn't a therapist and doesn't claim to be one. It's a read of the text.